Merriman Arrested For Choking a Slore

Seattle Seahawks v San Diego Chargers Shawn Merriman Arrested and accused of choking his girlfriend Tila Tequila. She filed a complaint against him and he was taken to the station. The police have since realized that he was trying to protect her and are not charging him!

The story basically comes down to this crazy Slore was drunk and wanted to drive home from Shawn’s house. He would not let her because she was hammered beyond belief. Anyone who has dealt with a Slore before you know when they get all drunk they are hard to control and you have to beat them down a little!  With all seriousness he just wanted to keep her at his house till she got a taxi or she sobered up, he was doing a good thing and she just bitched out!

I will say that this is the sort of thing Roger Goddell hates, its just another NFL superstar putting himself in a bad situation! Tila Tequila, seriously Shawn you could get so many better looking Slores! (Slut/Whores)

This is a women who changed her last name to be a drink, she is bad news and too much of a attention hound for a NFL player. The only reason she is famous is because she had a lot of friends on Friendster and she knows “Tom.”

But, I digress and say that I am glad he is being released and hope he stays away from this Slore!

How does this play going into the game upcoming this Sunday at the Raiders?  I think the story will die down by them and it will be a non-issue, but he will get a call from Goddell! He will most likely be enrolled in the Slore training program and everything will be good for the rest of the year!

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